Ham on Wry

AN ALKY ON A BINGE runs out of drinking money and breaks into a house. Rummaging through dresser drawers in a dark bedroom, he hears a small voice behind him: "Jesus and I are watching you!" He freezes in fear. After awhile, when nothing happens, he starts rummaging away again. And again comes that small voice from behind: "Jesus and I are watching you!" This time, with his heart pumping madly, the drunk turns on the light and sees--nobody. Scared, he stutters, "Who-who-who said that?"