Ham on Wry

A WEEK BEFORE A SPACE LAUNCH, an astronaut was trying to relax at an out-of-the-way pub. But a boozed-up customer at the bar recognized him and said, "You NASA types think you're something, hitting the moon and bringing back all them shuttles and all, but we got a couple of local guys here, been building their own spaceship right out back!" Reluctantly, the astronaut goes outside to inspect the spaceship--a huge mess of beer kegs, cans and junk.