April 1994
Ham on Wry
DESPERATE FOR WORK, A RESOURCEFUL old lush answered a want ad for an experienced sea captain. He wore a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "You certainly look the part," observed the interviewer, "but tell me--how did you lose your leg?"
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