Ham on Wry

ONE HOT SUMMER NIGHT an old preacher entered a bar, admitted he was penniless and thirsty, and asked for a glass of milk. The bartender was a joker and gave the parson his milk--laced with a double shot of Tennessee mash. Well, that man of the cloth just drank that whiskey and milk punch down slow and silent until the glass was dry as a bone. Then he raised his eyes skyward and said solemnly, "Holy cow!"