Distilled Spirits

Recipe for recovery (half measures avail us nothing): Start with a generous helping of Step One. Add abstinence and let it soak in. Add a power greater than yourself (any brand of your own choosing will do). Divide into Twelve Steps, distribute evenly and thoroughly. Set timer for God's will. Sit back and pray. (Note: do not close mind; closed minds will result in returning to Step One.) Any problems, call 1-800-SPONSOR.