Ham on Wry

A DRUNK WANDERED UNARMED INTO THE JUNGLE and met a ferocious lion. Terrified, he fell to his knees and began praying for his life. The lion approached and knelt down beside him. Seeing this, the drunk exclaimed, "Dear brother lion! A moment ago I feared for my life, and now you join me in prayer! Oh, thank the lord!" "Quiet," said the lion, "I'm saying grace."