Ham on Wry

THE FORMER HEAD COACH of a well-known professional sports team was vacationing far from home in a small town in Maine. One rainy afternoon, the coach and his family decided to take in a movie at the town's only movie theater. They bought their tickets and stepped inside the little theater. There were only six other people in the theater, but to a person, the entire audience stood up and applauded the coach and his family when they came in. One man came running up the aisle and enthusiastically shook the hand of the famous coach.