September 1994
Ham on Wry
A LUSH WENT INTO A PIZZA PARLOR and ordered a whole pie. As he waited, the counterman asked, "Shall I cut it into a dozen pieces?" "No, I can't eat that many," replied the lush. "Cut it in six."
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