Ham on Wry

"THOSE OF US who bring our children to AA meetings often wonder if they're paying attention to what's going on," writes David H. of Pittsburgh, Pa. "I found the answer from my seven-year-old daughter, Amanda. Playing Trivial Pursuit, she landed on a `Sports and Leisure' space. When I read her the question, 'What do you get when you mix gin and vermouth?' she answered gleefully, `I know, I know! A tasty treat for an alcoholic!'"