Pisces (February 19--March 29)

Pisces (February 19--March 29)

You decide to try something revolutionary: it's called following directions. Your latest drunk dream finds you preparing to lift that first drink to your lips, but just then Bill W. pops up and clobbers you with an old church directory. The heavy symbolism will be wasted on you, but suddenly you are jolted awake by the ringing telephone and, yep--it's a Twelfth Step call. At least you stay sober.