Ham on Wry

A ROW OF TWENTY HARLEYS are parked outside a roadhouse at night. Sounds of raucous merrymaking come from inside. Across the road, two highway patrolmen are on stakeout. Near midnight, one big old mean-looking biker comes staggering out the front door, stumbles along the line of bikes, clambers aboard one near the middle, raises his boot to kickstart the monster, and promptly passes out. The cops relax again and resume their vigil.