How to Lead a Miserable Life

Have people ever told you that your disposition is so abundantly and consistently cheerful that it makes them nauseous? Do you frequently find yourself smiling, whistling a tune, or feeling happy for no apparent reason? Have you ever wondered if the daily recurrence of this blissful attitude could affect your sanity? If you would like to add some variety to your life, I can give you some suggestions for experiencing the antithesis of your joyful existence. I personally tested this method and found it to be very effective.