Ham on Wry

IF DRUNK LAWYERS ARE DISBARRED and drunk clergyman defrocked, doesn't it follow that drunk electricans can be delighted, drunk musicians denoted, drunk models deposed, and drunk dry cleaners depressed? Drunk laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted. Even more, drunk bedmakers will be debunked, drunk baseball players will be debased, drunk software engineers will be detested, and drunk musical composers will eventually decompose. In addition, drunk restaurant customers will be deserved, drunk demagogues will be decanted, drunk interpreters for the deaf will be designed, drunk insurance agents will be declaimed, drunk pilots will be deplaned, and finally--alas!--drunk cowboys will be deranged.