Return to Forever

One night during my drinking career, some friends and I were at the mouth of the Rouge River walking along the shores of Lake Ontario looking for natural treasures when I happened across the largest porcupine quill I have ever seen. It was about eight inches long and almost a quarter of an inch in diameter at the widest point. I figured that it had to have come from the largest, grand-daddyest porcupine of them all. My friend's wife said that it would bring me good luck in the future.