October 1999
Ham on Wry
A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR CARRYING AN ALLIGATOR and a chicken. He sets them down on a stool next to him and says to the bartender, "I'll have a Scotch and soda." Then the alligator says, "I'll have a bourbon on the rocks."
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