Ham on Wry

TYPING AN E-MAIL MESSAGE WHILE TIPSY could cause some serious harm. Consider the case of the practicing alky who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the following day. When he reached the hotel after several drinks on the plane, he went right to the hotel bar and kept drinking. When he finally went up to his room, he decided to send his wife a quick E-mail. Unable to see the screen clearly, he managed to type the message with one eye closed.