Ham on Wry

ONE DAY A TRUCKER stops at a country store to buy a six-pack of malt liquor. On his way out, he sees three men playing poker with a German shepherd. He walks over to them and stands mesmerized, watching the dog knock back a beer, raise the bet, and rake in the pot. Finally, the trucker says to one of the guys at the table, "That's amazing. I've never seen such a clever dog in my life."