Mall Walker

Every night I walk in the mall. I go for the exercise and to check out the sights. I've been doing it long enough so people know me. We say hello and stop to chat. A young man working a calendar kiosk during the winter holidays once asked, "How ya doin'?" "Super colossal," I answered. He laughed. I explained that I'd been in advertising for many years, and in that business, if you're not super colossal you're crummy.