It's a Promise

On April 1, 2002, I celebrated a five-year anniversary--on the job! What's the big deal? In thirty-four years I've had twenty-eight jobs. Subtract the last five years for my present job and that leaves twenty-seven jobs in twenty-nine years. An average of almost one job per year! You see, I always knew better than my boss. I was never appreciated. I always had the answers; nobody else knew what they were talking about.