Ham on Wry

LARRY WAKES UP AT HOME WITH A HUGE HANGOVER. Forcing himself to open his eyes, he sees a couple of aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside table. When he sits up, he finds his clothes, clean and pressed, folded on the chair. The room is spotless and in perfect order. A note propped up on the table says, "Honey, I left early to go shopping. Breakfast is on the stove. Love you." Larry goes to the kitchen and, sure enough, a nice hot breakfast is waiting. His son is sitting at the table. "Son, what happened last night?" Larry asks.