Ham on Wry

AFTER A NIGHT OF HARD DRINKING, a drunk pulls out his cell phone and calls the police to report a robbery in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cries. But before the police can respond, they get another call, and the same voice comes on the line. "Never mind," says the drunk. "I got into the back seat by mistake."