Ham on Wry

OUT ON A ROAD TRIP, an elderly alcoholic couple stops at a roadside bar for lunch. They have a few and get back on the road, but after driving a while, the women realizes she's left her glasses on the table. By then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could turn around. The man fussed and complained all the way back to the bar. He just wouldn't let up one minute. Finally, they arrive, and as the woman gets out of the car to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yells, "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat!