May 2004
Ham on Wry
ON THE FIRST DAY OF COLLEGE, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "Drinking in the dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined twenty dollars the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule a second time will be fined sixty dollars. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of one hundred and eighty dollars. Are there any questions?"
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