December 2005
Ham on Wry
A DRUNK WAS DRIVING DOWN THE STREET. He was nervous and anxious because he was due to appear in court, but couldn't find a parking place. Raising his eyes to the heavens, he cried, "God, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will go to church for the rest of my life, I will be kind to my family, and I will give up drinking."
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