Ham on Wry

AN ATTRACTIVE GENTLEMAN, in his nineties, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He's very well-dressed, smells of good aftershave, has a flower in his lapel, and presents a very cultivated image. Seated at the bar is a lady in her middle eighties, also well-groomed and attractive. The gentleman notices the lady, makes a beeline for the stool next to her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So, tell me, do I come here often?"