Endangered

About four years ago, my home group was on the endangered list. For months, only the GSR and the treasurer (me) showed up for the business meeting. Attendance at the regular meeting was down to five or six. One night, after a business meeting, we announced that we had taken a group conscience, decided to take ourselves out to dinner with the money in the treasury, and thanked the group for a delicious meal. As you can imagine, that statement got attention! We explained that of course we hadn't done that, but we could have and they would never have known because they weren't involved.