September 2006
Ham On Wry
AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE
An older gentleman was discussing his longevity. "I have never allowed alcohol to pass my lips," he declared, "never smoked or chewed tobacco, never went to a nightclub, dance, or movie. I don't watch TV or listen to the radio, I don't drink coffee or tea, and tomorrow I'm going to celebrate my ninetieth birthday."
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