September 2007
At Wit's End
AN ALCOHOLIC was overwhelmed with serious financial problems. She got on her knees and prayed, "Dear God, Please let me win the lottery. I really need your help. I'll lose my car, the house, and everything else." She doesn't win. The next day, she prays again. "God, I really, really need your help! I'll lose everything." Once again, she doesn't win. On the next day, she says the same prayer. This time, God speaks to her: "Hey! Work with me here: Buy a ticket!"
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