June 2012
At Wit's End
What’s the use?
A drunk had been sitting at a bar most of the day and had passed out. His buddies rubbed a wedge of limburger cheese on his upper lip. After a while, his nose began to twitch, his eyes opened, he sniffed and declared, “Wow, this place really stinks!” Then he ran outside. Several minutes later, he returned dejectedly, saying, “Give me a drink. It’s no use. The whole world stinks!”
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