Mary On the Go

I didn't like to take vacations when I was drinking. The TSA rules about liquids in carry-ons, trying to procure alcohol in strange cities and finding a place to drink it the way I liked, having to dispose of the empties at a hotel or at a friend's home, worrying about "evidence" I may have left behind—it was all so much work and all so darn complicated. It was so much easier to just stay home and drink.