At Wit’s End August 2020
Not a good sign
Two drunks were coming home, stumbing up a country road in the dark.
Drunk 1: Holy Cow, Mike, we’ve stumbled into a graveyard. Here’s the plaque of a man who lived to the age of 103!
Drunk 2: Wow. 103? Was it anybody we knew?
Drunk 1: No, it was someone named “Miles to Denver.” You didn’t know the guy, did ya?
Green Valley, Ariz.
Bar hop 2020
How to handle self-isolation and social distancing: I put four beers in every room and got dressed up. I’m going bar hopping!
A woman came home from the store with two cases of beer, three bottles of wine, a bottle of whiskey and two loaves of bread.
“Are we expecting company?” her husband asked.
“No,” she replied.
“Then why did you buy so much bread?” he asked.
Must call my sponsor. I’ve used so much alcohol-based hand sanitizer that I may have to change my sobriety date.
Abbotsford, British Columbia
Full tip jar
A large bowl sitting on the bar at Joe’s Place has a sign that reads: Afraid of change? Leave it here!