At Wit’s End

Fishy deal

DRUNK 1:  You’ll never believe what I saw the other day. 

DRUNK 2:  What’s that? 

DRUNK #1:  A squid walked into a bar.

DRUNK 2:  You’ve got to lay off the sauce.

DRUNK 1:  No really, he walked up to the bartender and said, “I’ll supply you all the ink you need for your menus if you agree to take calamari off the appetizers list.”  

DRUNK 2:  What did the bartender say?

DRUNK 1:  He extended his hand and said, “I guess it’s squid-pro-quo.”  

John D. 
Big Lake, Minn. 

Hey Joe,
I caught one!

Two drunks are sitting at the bar.

JOE: How did you spend the weekend?

FRED: Fishing through the ice.

JOE: Fishing through the ice? For what?

FRED: Olives.

Anonymous
Fargo, N.D.

Happily married

“I was a functioning alcoholic. I had a wife who worked.” 

Bob M.
Green Valley, Ariz.

Worst joke ever

What do you call a liquor still in a haystack?

Making shine while the hay suns.

Anonymous

Pull the cord!

Minds are like parachutes. They won’t work unless they’re open.

Anonymous

"Rudy, with your nose so bright, won't you join our meeting tonight"

By: Geoff C.

Drawing by John P.,  AA member and inmate, Graham Correctional Center