July 2026
| Annual Prison Issue
| Newcomers
God Bless Mashed Potatoes
It was her first social event sober, and she was freaking out at all the booze. Luckily, a desperate prayer saved her
The elevator doors opened to a magnificent and alluring display of booze. “Oh, no!” I gasped and promptly froze. “What is it?” asked my husband Tom, oblivious to the nature of the five-alarm panic rising within me. “We’re holding people up, c’mon,” he urged, firmly guiding me forward.
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