Going with the Flow

The world is a safer place since I quit drinking. Have you ever met anyone who was too smart for his own good? If ever there was a poor candidate for sobriety and the Fellowship, it was me. What happened was that I had hit my girlfriend over the head with a chair in a blackout – which I came out of just as I was about to hit her again and stopped myself. I was arrested and ended up in a residential treatment program for all the wrong reasons.